You know you are a microbiology major when:
- you gchat your roommate about your viruses forming syncytia
- all summer long people were asking you your opinion on swine flu like someone would ask an economist their opinion about the recession
- you think to yourself, "I'd rather someone stole my wallet than my backpack, I've worked way too hard on my lab notebook to redo it"
- when you hear someone has been sick you drill them endlessly about the details: how long did the fever last? What strain of strep did the doctor say you had? Was the cough productive or non-productive?
- you can't see potato salad without thinking: public. health. disaster.
- you spend your Friday afternoon straining your eyes under the microscope looking for CPE
- you read books called The Coming Plague
- you are late to work because you were busy performing immunocytochemistry and you had to finish applying your antibodies to your infected cells
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2 comments:
Nerd.
RebeccDa is the real dork.
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